#Selkie iceman

[icemankazansky]

When they sleep underwater, harbor seals squeeze between two rocks to keep from being dragged away by the current.

"Hey, Ice—"

Dumb jokes I make about @topgunreacts completely amazing Harbor series, in which Iceman Kazansky "runs selkie software on harbor seal hardware." ILU and I think about selkie Iceman a very normal amount xo

[topgunreacts]

Have you taken the time to appreciate a harbor seal today

[cannibalhellhound]

They're done!!

[paxdracona]

@cannibalhellhound & @rabbit-factory I apologise for gatecrashing but I can only see so many selkie!au stuff before it turns into brainworms ✨️

Ice is serenading his little heart out but judging by mav's bewilderment I think the message is getting lost in translation (it's probably the teeth)

EDIT they've figured it out, bless their little hearts 💕

[caystar13star]

@rabbit-factory Mav 😂

[wearerandomlyyours]

One of my favorite parts of re-reading @topgunreacts 'Homaward to a Harbor' series is when we get to the part where Mav meets Ice's step-dad, because it inevitably leads to me imagining the moment Ice, in all his picture-perfect Naval Officer glory, gets accused of being a nepo baby, and he just sits there dying of laughter before pulling out his wallet to show the accuser a picture of his parents.

Random Officer: Why do you have a picture of the Gordon Fisherman in your wallet?

Ice: *wheezing*

[topgunreacts]

Roll call roll call

Ùna in her wise woman garb is serving all sorts of looks. Love the inclusion of the necklace. The foreshadowing.

I LOVE the design for Victor. He is the standard issue Fisherman(tm) and he knows it. He is at peace. And so kind, feeding his wife and seal son. They grew up eating seafood somebody miles away would shell out big money for.

You are absolutely correct to say That Man does not deserve a face. He doesn’t even get a name! The way he’s so big and towering over pregnant Ùna like a predator is very chilling. Her skin is at the center because that was his only true aim.

YES I was hoping to see Steve. He’s drunk as fuck and not remotely worried about it. Poor Ice just wanted a lesson. And Slider is not getting paid nearly enough to put up with this. He is, in fact, not getting paid at all.

KUMIKO. I love her. All of my OCs’ names are inspired by real people. Here is her inspiration! That woman’s brain is sea slugs all the way down. The fact that you went so far as to draw a bunch of species is delightful. You must have had many wonderful tabs open for references. Pebble is such a supportive man.

CHAMOMILE AND THE TWINS. Ribbon seals are so…they just don’t look real. Their markings IRL are just so perfectly circular and crisp. It’s so intimidating. What I like most about this piece is the three distinct emotions going on. We got I Know Just What to Do, It’s Too Fucking Early for This Bullshit, and I Am Helping. It takes all three to run the place.

The doorways and windows of people and places!! There’s so much in this one so I’ll pick out a couple to highlight. The stylized image with the knife and Peisinoe is perfect. She’s basically a mythological figure to most of her kind, so she looks good in this less defined motif. Reminds me of cave art a little. What’s there is most important. / I’m so obsessed with the medical team lineup. They are all employee of the month. / More Drunk Steve!!!

The stylized scenery! I just really love this art style so so much. I love how round and exaggerated everything is.

A perfect ending. Ice just barely in the shot coming home, Maverick and his book, Estrella and their weird ass dog playing out back. It is so very nice and warm~

Re: two Iceman Creatures meeting: @icemankazansky and I were licherally talking about this not too long ago; specifically about a meeting between the creatures I have turned Val Kilmer into. Tbh selkie Ice would kick werewolf Ice’s ass if it came down to it. The werewolf is so tired of being on guard because he wants to be soft. Meanwhile, the Selkie has god slaying experience and is just getting started. BUT he is also kind so what would really happen is they would hang out, silently having a competition over who smells the worst. Honestly…selkie Ice would win that too. Wolves are musky on main but seal colonies smell SO fucking bad oh my god

Thank you so much for these beautiful works of art~

Fan art of Selkie Ice AU belongs to @topgunreacts . Thank you so much for writing such a great story!

I love every character in Selkie Ice AU. Every time I read the story again, I became more aware of it. Here is the link, please, read it:

I didn't realize the hardest thing to draw would be Ice's father. At first, I did three drafts, and in every one of them I tried to paint his face. But I soon couldn't, because I would die of rage at the thought of what he had done to Ùna. So I ended up skipping his face because he really didn't deserve one.

And I can't help but imagine “that” warlock beating up “this” warlock. He'll probably beat him up and say, “You are that Selkie abusing, child imprisoning, self-important, greedy pervert who has corrupted my code name!”

[icemankazansky]

Scenes from @topgunreacts Selkie!Iceman 'verse, Homeward to a Harbor

[topgunreacts]

Homeward to a Harbor

[cannibalhellhound]

Selkie AU doodles (+ bonus RatMav)

Because there's never enough of those 👍🏼

[wearerandomlyyours]

@topgunreacts AKA Tom Kazanzky getting his callsign.

Happy snow sausage

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[getinthefuckingjaeger]

hangster AU where everything is the same but bradley got the bradshaw selkie gene and part of that feeds into carol's fear of him flying lmao jake has absolutely no idea and something something something finds out something something so now he has a selkie boyfriend who gives him anxiety whenever he disappears into the ocean for a long time for ✨️Me Time✨️and turns out maverick is an actual phoenix haha wtf mitchell you're literally fire and you've been in love with a dude whose callsign is iceman? goddamn jake can't believe he's marrying into this nutcase family - no javy im gonna you can't stop me.

[looselipssinkshipsmeme]

Mail Call #37 (Fortnight of 20 October 2020) New Fills This Issue The Desolate House by @howling_harpy BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs, They had a hurried, unspoken and passionate thing during the war that they left in Europe, but ten years later they are still thinking about it and each other. Then they meet at a reunion. It ain't right but it happens by @buttered_toast BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward 'Babe' Heffron/Eugene Roe, Babe looks after Roe's wounds. Blackbeard's Revenge by @muccamukk BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, Post-Bastogne. Dick cannot muster the courage to confess it, but Nix's dirty, ragged, unshaven Bastogne look was quite a turn-on. After All This Time, We're Still Full of Surprises by @anthrobrat BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, They end up with a box of sex toys, and decide to try them all. New Prompts This Issue BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton & Ronald Speirs, Ron and Carwood have been dating a while now, secretly. But now they’ve got to find the right time to tell their friends....who already know. BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/George Luz, George keeps trying to convince Lip to kiss him, and Lip worries about messing around with someone under his command. BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs, Carwood has a dirty fantasy he doesn't want to admit to. BAND OF BROTHERS, Darrell 'Shifty' Powers/Floyd 'Tab' Talbert, Shifty gets hit with sex pollen. Tab has to save him! BAND OF BROTHERS, Darrell 'Shifty' Powers/Floyd 'Tab' Talbert, They go on a scouting mission behind enemy lines, but then get trapped and injured. Struggle for survival and confessions follow. BAND OF BROTHERS, David Webster/Joseph Liebgott, Disaster sex: they try to hook up but have immensely bad luck and zero patience. BAND OF BROTHERS, David Webster/Joseph Liebgott, Lieb trying to forget the mistakes he keeps making where he falls on Web's dick, and can't because Web leaves bite marks or hickies every time. BAND OF BROTHERS, David Webster/Joseph Liebgott, Web doesn't drown when he goes missing, but instead is kidnapped to join the underwater mershark kingdom to which he is heir. Liebgott can't accept that he's dead and goes on a voyage to find him. BAND OF BROTHERS, Denver 'Bull' Randleman/Johnny Martin, Johnny gets a tattoo while on leave in England, the night before D-Day. And boy, does Bull approve. BAND OF BROTHERS, Denver 'Bull' Randleman/Johnny Martin, Johnny likes to have shining boots. He also likes to have Bull rub his crotch over them BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward 'Babe' Heffron/Eugene Roe, Babe really loves leaving hickies on Gene, and Gene loves the feeling of being owned. BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, Post-war AU: Running a guide dog training business. BAND OF BROTHERS, Richard Winters, Sobel volunteers Dick for the female lead in a company variety show, the results are not what anyone expected. GENERATION KILL, Brad 'Iceman' Colbert/Nathaniel 'Nate' Fick, I still dream about you GENERATION KILL, Josh Ray Person, Ray is a merman that meets the unit when they're doing some kind of open ocean training, and they sort of adopt him as a mascot. GENERATION KILL, Josh Ray Person/Nathaniel 'Nate' Fick, Splash! fusion: Nate is like a mer prince who comes on shore, and Ray is the fast talking SOB who accidentally ends up teaching him how humans work. THE PACIFIC, Andrew 'Ack-Ack' Haldane/Edward 'Hillbilly' Jones, After living in rags on the Canal for months, seeing each other in proper uniforms in Melbourne is a big turn on. THE PACIFIC, Andrew 'Ack-Ack' Haldane/Edward 'Hillbilly' Jones, Post war AU: They might not be able to legally get married, but they can still have a commitment ceremony. THE PACIFIC, Eugene B. Sledge/Merriell 'Snafu' Shelton, Snafu is actually a selkie who's lost his skin and is collecting gold to buy it back. THE PACIFIC, Robert Leckie, Home-grown US Marine entertainment in the form of a musical/play/show involving a lot of men in drag, and at least one wearing a head dress made of fruit.

[topgunreacts]

A Weekend night at Goose's house: selkie Iceman edition

Found this in the depths of my DMs while looking for something else. Preserving it here on tumblr. In this post-epilogue version of the Iceman Selkieverse, a southern elephant seal pup was also adopted at some point.

Maverick: we’re going on a date this Friday, do you and Carole have some time to watch the kids

Goose, thinking that of course they will be in human form: sure buddy drop them off

Maverick, arriving via dump truck, lifting the bed so that his 12-foot, 1000+ pound children roll gently into the front yard: thanks man you’re a lifesaver

Goose: I—

Maverick: oh hang on [rummages around cab, throws a dead salmon out the window] that’s their favorite toy. Here’s some money if it falls apart and you need to buy another one

Goose:

[topgunreacts]

I am putting Selkie Iceman and Human Maverick into the washing machine

Look at the seal everything will be okay ✅

[topgunreacts]

one day ice was upset so mav put him in the tub to cheer him up.